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Update: 7.14.2010
Hey Folks! Here's a good few for you! I came across these today and I'm sitting here squealin' & snortin' to myself!
-Why did the pig go to the casino ? To play the slop machine !
-What do you call a pig with three eyes? …A piiig
-A city child came running into the farmhouse. “No wonder that mama pig is so big,” she yelled. “There’s a bunch of little pigs out there blowing her up!”
-All our pigs are learning karate. Oh, I don’t believe that No? Well, just watch out for their chops.
Ha ha ha! Snort! Snort! Snort!
-Henry
Update: 5.27.2010
Hello Folks!
Hope Y'all are enjoyin' the weather! I am back and I just wanted to follow up with you in regards to The Driver Simulator that Gina blogged about while I was away! You have to check this thing out! It's a NEW INNOVATIVE DISTRACTED DRIVING SIMULATOR PROGRAM!!! Let me tell you, not only is it amazing, it is VERY EDUCATIONAL and completely creates awareness of the seriousness of distracted or impaired driving. It is perfect for any school or corporate event! We are encouraging many alcohol awareness & drug organizations to be a part of this program. We are also looking for organizations that would be willing to sponsor this program for many high school events. For more info, please call us at 888-723-5591! Talk soon!
Oink! Oink!
- Henry
Update: 4.9.2010
Hey Guys!
Hope all is well! Henry has been soooo busy so he wanted me to write you and let you know that we have a great NEW ITEM! DRIVER SIMULATORS! We are offering driver simulator programs that test each "driver" through a distracted driving course! Different distractions are used, such as weather, impaired, and most common, texting while driving. Please check out the simulators on our website! A video synopsis is included as to how the program works. Please feel free to give me a call for any questions! This program is perfect for any event!
I'll make sure Henry follows up with you all when he gets back into town! Take care!
Gina
Update: 2.17.2010
Hope y'all enjoyed your Valentine's Day! I sure did, hangin' with the wifey and little hogs... Spring time is right around the corner and we are so excited! Heading out Michigan and Ohio in the coming weeks with a few stops in between!
All I can say is make sure you book now so you can ensure items you want! It's gonna be a busy season and I don't want y'all to miss out on a great deal for the best packages this year!
And...Don't forget to take a look at our Current Specials and Featured Items pages, as we'll be updatin' them quite frequently!
Stay Tuned! Oink! Oink!
-Henry
Update: 1.21.2010
Well Hello My Peeps!
It's been awhile! Getting through the holidays was insane! But I am geared up and ready to go! We have some great NEW NOVELTIES this season in 2010! You have to check out the FEATURED ITEMS section! We are unleashing 4 New Novelties: Bamboo Scapes, Lip Balm, Crazy Crox/Snazzy Sox, and Sic Sacs! These items will for sure make any event a blast! I am already planning out Spring, and I gotta tell ya', it is going to be quite the adventure and I cannot wait to get movin'! Alrighty there folks, I am off to gym, gotta be in shape to come see ya'll! Oink Oink!
-Henry
Update: 12.2.2009
Well Hello My Peeps! How Ya'll been?? I hope the holidays are treating you well! I have been so busy with the piglets, I haven't had time to blog for a bit! I just wanted to update you and tell you we have a NEW CURRENT SPECIALS PAGE on the website. CHECK IT OUT!!! If you click on Current Specials on the homepage, you will see all the fun packages I put together. I also have ADDED a NEW FEATURED ITEMS PAGE as well! You can access the Featured Items through the Current Specials page. Please take a minute to look at what I have put together. We are gearing up for a fantastic new year and a crazy spring! I don't want ya'll to miss out on some good deals...so please...give me or my assistant, Gina, a call! Make sure you tell her you saw these specials on our website! Gotta get movin'! Gotta finish my holiday shopping...and get the pen in order...o those piglets...they really know how to mess up the place! Oink! Oink!
-Henry
Update: 11.2.2009
New Specials Coming Soon!
Update: 11.2.2009
Hey Folks!
NEW Pig Belly SPECIALS posted below in the PICS SECTION! Check them out! Oink Oink!
-Henry
Update: 10.16.2009
Hello my friends!
Burrrrrr!! The weather sure is changin'! I am in Ohio today at the Franciscan University of Steubenville and man it is ccoooollldddd!! Some great new events ahead. I hope you all received my new post cards!! We have a great Winter Giveaway package as well as an awesome Holiday Corporate package for Corporate Events. If you are interested in either of these specials, please, email me and I will be sure to put these specials in the mail for you!!! Looks like it's going to be a FANTASTIC Holiday Season this year! Let's finish off 2009 by bringing me to your city! Give me a call and let's make your holiday events a success!!! Oink Oink! BBUUUURRRRRR!!!!!!
- Henry
Update: 9.28.2009
Howdy folks! Man, dom't you hate it when you blog and then accidently hit the arrow back key??!!!!! I had everything done to fill you in on...and WHAM! I LOST IT! Ok, i'm done complaining...
So, just wanted to tell you I had a great time and a great event at Russell Sage College this weekend! And I am back now to work on some great new Spring 2010 Specials! I will unleash them before the new year!
Also - just a reminder, remember...I PROMISE TO BEAT ANY COMPETITOR'S WRITTEN PACKAGE PRICE BY 10%!! So, ya better give me a call! And, think about it, you know what you could do with an extra 10% in your pocket/allowance?!! Times are tough these days and every little bit counts! And my job is to make your even a success and that you get the biggest bang for your buck!
Make sure you give me a call - I'll give ya the hook up! If you don't reach me, talk to Gina, she knows what's going on! 1.888.PBELLY1 (723.5591) or gina@pigbellyentertainment.com.
As for upcoming specials...I am about to send out our Winter Craze/Grab a Giveaway Event Special! You get 3 novelties for $3,000 and if you book by Jan 31st, 2010, I will include a FREE BONUS item! INSANE!!! You're nuts if you let this pass you by! I mean really, a special that caters to the winter months and being stuck indoors! How can you turn that down?! Great event for any corporate or college event!
Ok, enough pushing...you're just going to have to book it to believe it! Gotta get going...time to put away the summer clothes and pull out the sweaters and jeans! Welcome Fall! Talk soon! Oink Oink!
-Henry
Update: 9.9.2009
Howdy! Howdy! Howdy! It's been a long time folks since I updated ya! The rest of the summer flew by for me! I went down to Middletown, OH, back to SUNY Oswego, to John Jay College in NYC (!!!), Christopher Newport in Virginia, and even CW Post in Long Island! It's been quite the busy road for me and I have been racking up the mileage! I have met tons of great folks and have had nothing but awesome events! I really think the word is really getting out! My campaign is really taking off!
I will keep you updated in the upcoming weeks as to what's happening next...Until then, I need to get my truck unpacked and ready for the next excursion! Some great Fall/Winter specials still on the way! (And Spring too!) Watch out for my Post Cards! Talk Soon! Oink Oink Oink!
-Henry
Update: 7.31.2009
Hi All! End of July already! Man! Been a busy summer! I am gearing up for events at SUNY OSWEGO, SPCA, & Christopher Newport University! Going to be a crazy fun time this fall!!
Also, I just wanted to let you know, look out for our new package, the HALLOWEEN HORROR SCREAMIN' DEAL package! It will be coming soon by postcard in the next week or so! It will provide a creepy fun time to any occasion! If you are not on our mailing list, please contact Gina at 1.888.PBELLY1 or gina@pigbellyentertainment.com and she will happily add you to our mailing list for future specials and packages!
And, if you mention this blog to Gina, she will throw in a FREE BONUS item to any package that you book! Yey! Oink! Oink!
Adios!
-Henry
Update: 7.15.2009
Hello folks! Hope you had a nice Independence Day! I enjoyed mine and reflected on my family history of independence with the fam...told the kids about how George Orwell's Animal Farm was really based on their great grandparents...they loved it!
Moving on, I have started planning huge for the fall...Two things I put together - I started the Inflatable Fall Frenzy package along with another great Fall Special. You won't believe the deals I have here! And there are more on the way!!! Please, if you are interested in me bringing the fun to you for your events, email my secretary, Gina Gandolfo at gina@pigbellyentertainment.com. She will fill you in on everything we have going for the fall! Make sure you tell her Henry sent you and she may even throw in an extra perk!
I have a feeling that this fall is going to be even worse than the Spring - INSANELY BUSY!!! I'll have to hire another whole team of hogs! Anyways, remember, I started my campain, HENRY HITS THE HIGHWAY so, Bring Me to Your City and let's see how far I get this fall! Oink! Oink!
-Henry
Update: 6.30.2009
Hello...Hello...Hello...
...Been truckin' along the past few days...I just bought some cool new slides and I thought I would fill you in on them since it is summer now and I know how you are all dying to have one of these at your graduation, picnic, or party! I just bought a 180 Degree Slide - very cool - it has 2 sides, each side with a rock climb and a slide....so you pretty much climb up one side, slide down the other, then vice versa! And, it can be run with water too!! This is sooooo exciting! It is going to feel great on those 85 degree days!
I also bought another great new piece, the Surf N Slide Double wide!! So, pretty much, 2 people can run along side by side and then dive into the giant inflatable slip and slide. It has a safety wall at the opposite so no one goes flying out of the other side! And it is a total of 30 feet long! Insane!!! And, of course, another great item for 85 degrees of sun and fun!
Anyways, time to go try these things out. I bought the greatest new speedo! Adios!
- Henry
Update: 6.19.2009
Food for thought...I read a great poem this week...it goes:
We only oink for people
It's not our native tongue
When they're around
We make this sound
To make believe we're dumb
We never talk to strangers
Who don't know we are free
We say Oink Oink
or Oink, Oink, Oink
And hide our pedigree!
For we were born for freedom
Across the golden strand
We never talk
Where people walk
And make us into ham
We never talk to strangers
Who don't know we are free
We say Oink, Oink
or Oink, Oink, Oink
And hide our pedigree!!
- Monard G. Sanford
Ha ha ha! Oink, Oink! Snort Snort! Man, I like this Hog!
- Henry
Update: 6.19.2009
Man! What a busy month! Can't believe we're going into the end of June already! I have been working on some great package deals for this fall and winter, so much fun you'll have to surgically remove the smiles off your faces! We are putting together packages that have some really great themes...anyone a 2010 Space Odyssey fan? he he he...that's all I have to say for now! Have a great weekend! Oink! Oink!
- Henry
Update: 6.3.2009
Well, I hope everyone had a nice Memorial Day weekend! Got the pen open for the season, and let me tell you, the family is stoked! Anyways, I was out this past weekend and I saw the best thing ever! I was at corporate picnic for an affiliate of mine and they had this GREAT photo booth! This little contraption was pumping out photos like I have NEVER seen! This little box had a built in LCD monitor, a camera, & lights in a setup that had to weigh less than 30lbs! It even had a printer box with 2 built in printers stationed right next to it!
Hogs were flying in and out of there with portraits, photo strips, and photo cubes in the matter of a few short minutes! I just could not believe how popular and FUN this was! I thought to myself, "Henry, you need this...you definitely need one of these! And Fast!"...So, I went out the following morning and I purchased my own AMAZING PHOTO BOOTH!
This photo booth has to weigh only 40 lbs total! It has a cool little curtain and bench for you to sit on when you are posing for your pic and it has to be the slickest thing I have ever seen! YOU GUYS have to TRY IT! Come on! I know you all have events - corporate, graduations, parties of any type! This thing will make your event so popular and fun for anyone who attends! Even my cousin SKIPPY (strangest hog I know) loved it at his picnic and he is the most technologically illiterate person I know. He set that booth up in 20 minutes! 20 minutes! Man...Call me! I will be more than happy to bring this PHOTO BOOTH to YOU! Gotta go...packing up for Ohio State University...
- Henry
Update: 5.22.2009
...So, I was reading the other day in Pig Times that a pig's squeal can "reach up to 115 decibels, which is 3 decibels higher than the sound of a supersonic Concorde"...A Supersonic Concorde??? Interesting, I thought...With a squeal like mine, I should be the next Adam Lambert! Man, the voice on that guy! Anyways, food for thought I guess...But now, I gotta run... buildin' the fam a nice new pen in the yard for the holiday weekend...I gotta nice new batch of mud brewin!...Happy Memorial Day! Talk soon! Oink! Oink!
-Henry
Update: 5.18.2009
Henry's Notes from the Road...
...Well, I have been on the move! Traveling from Buffalo, NY to Cleveland, OH to Cambridge, MA and everywhere in between! I have nice a new black trailer with tons of fun things inside, from our MOST POPULAR Slam N Jam to our Mechanical Bull and our INSANELY COOL and BRAND NEW photo booth! I gotta tell ya', I have not had so much fun in my life than this Spring! Events after events, the excitement just continues to build! I am so glad I decided to finally grow up and leave the pen (unlike my other fellow hogs)!
I am currently packing up to start a tour down to Columbus, OH...and, I have to say, that's one place I can't wait to see! I heard that city puts on great events and I am thrilled to be a part of it. Anyways, I wanted to tell you all, I am thinking of running a HUGE CAMPAIGN - "HENRY HITS THE HIGHWAY" - I NEED YOU to BRING ME TO YOUR CITY and I want to see how many cool and interesting places I can visit and bring fun to on the MAP! I want to prove to those other pigs that I can be a ROCKSTAR any day! Anyway, I better get packin' - talk soon! Oink! Oink!
-Henry